Prayer Request


* Waitress:   ..., welcome to "HEAVEN"..., my name is "SPIRIT"..., and I'll be your "SERVER" today......., could I "DELIVER" you something to "Drink"!?

* Me:   ..., Uhhhm......., "I'll" have a "HOLY" water!

* Waitress:   ..., "Alrrriggt"..., and are you ready to "ORDER"..., or would you "Prefer" awhile!?

* Me:   I'll order "Now"..., these "Days" are "Numbered"......., but I'd like the platter of "EVER LASTING LIFE"..., and could you sprinkle a bit of "BLESSINGS"..., all over that?

* Waitress:   ..., of "Course"......., and would that be "All" for you?

* Me:   ..., "No"......., I'll "Also" have a "Side" order of "SIN"!

* Waitress:   ..., "Okay"......., I'll return "Soon" with your "Meal"!   ( :

* Me:   "BLESS" you.

* (..., after a "While"......., and the "Meal" was "SERVED" as well as "Eaten")!

* Waitress:   ..., here's your "Order" receipt..., take your "Tiiiiiii"...,

* Me:   ..., wait "Excuse" me..., but are the "Wages" of "SIN"..., this "Expensive"!?   ..., "DEATH"!!?  ......., "Seriously"!!!?

* Waitress:   ..., I'm afraid "So"!   / :

* Me:   ..., well "I'd" like to speak with your "Manager"..., because "This" is "UNGLORIFIED"!

* (..., after a few "Minutes")!

* Manager:   ..., "Hello"..., my name is "GOD"..., what seems to be the "Issue" today?   ......., 

* (..., to be "Continued"....................., )!


~ Lorenzo L. Green



by Anonymous

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